Jamie's bored. Hopping onto the kitchen table, she squirts some milk on her fingers and diddles her clit. But why waste it? Squirt some into the plumber's coffee cup 'for spewing some more onto his cock to act as a handy natural lube.

The only thing going for scene two is the naturally busty blonde's seemingly endless supply of milk, which spurts all over as she gets tit-fucked. Scene three's gal drubs herself with a dong, generation as much heat as a matchstick in a blizzard. The highlight of Silver's scene is her ability to dump a gallon of teat juice on a square of Plexiglas, then dribble like a fountain while getting shtupped from behind.

With some seriously awkward position changes, poor lighting and bad pacing, you may want to switch to a different beverage. Try vodka.