Good-natured Mel ties Nikki up in front of the TV so he can simultaneously watch her and a Penn State football game. An amusing, minimal idea that gets old quick. Nikki has a tight, sway-backed, teenagerish body. Mel's a stocky 50-year-old in jeans. "The TV's having fun," Mel says, as she rubs her bare ass against the screen. later they shift to a conference table and then the couch for more rope and a couple of nipple-squeezing clothespins.