This is no-frills by-the-numbers porn featuring a lineup of comely young starlets wooed into the clutches of "Dirty" Dave Cummings, a golden-ager whose phallus veteranis and woodworking skills both prove serviceable still.

Ron Jeremy joins Cummings for a noteworthy threesome with Samantha in which the silver-chested Hedgehog plants his venerable hogness in Sammy's boomin' backside.

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