These British Anal Babes are pretty much a bloody bore, done in by sex scenes plagued by low energy and/or a lack of chemistry, and - let's face it - some underwhelming performers.

Even the opener, which features the prettiest girl, redheaded Georgette, and the most steam, courtesy of hot positionals, for some strange reason still doesn't catch fire.

Not helping matters is the lame, generic porn Muzak on the soundtrack.