When you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere, your options are somewhat limited. The same pretty much holds true for the three scenes in Heavenly Hooters, all of which are heavy on dicks, tits and pussies, but can't seem to bring any of them together in a satisfactory way. Aside from his faltering middle-aged-guy attempt to fuck the outrageously endowed Sophia Staks in the ass, Dave Christopher's content to masturbate to Nikki Sin who perches on a toilet seat. This, before she lets her boyfriend, a guy who looks like one of those swarthy Urdu-types that operates a convenience store, chow down on her.

Sally Layd then masturbates with a gushing lawn hose before she lets a Dick Nasty look-alike wage some heavy penile foreplay —and little else— in their scene together.