There's something endearing and primitive about this German language video, featuring a wide range of beautiful girls. Maybe it's the soft natural bodies or the sex on picnic tables or the cheeseball moan-and-groan soundtrack mixed with some incredibly idiotic music or the old-fashioned box cover art or the guitar-strumming Bavarian narrator, who walks out from behind trees to tell us about the magical powers of Anal Lake.

No, it must be the naked kung-fu scene.

Needless to say, this is all intensely un-American, not a slick moment in sight; and the result is true entertainment. Seven scenes, one anal.