First, the good. Leanni Lei and Nenavha both turn in hot performances, with Nenavha taking three cum shots and reveling in it with a cheery, starry-eyed depravity. Very hot. Kiki Morgan also looks damn cute getting it on with Don Fernando.

Now, the bad. Fernando's banter with the girls consists of a saccharin, breathless adoration which usually (but not always) stops just short of baby talk. "Awww, who is this?... Ohh, yooou're sooo beeoooootiful!!!" Try to imagine how a pound or two of sugar mixed into a pitcher of warm instant lemonade might taste and you've got the effect. It's a big ol' distraction, all right, and only the admirable efforts of the leading ladies keep it from totally killing the mood.