Here comes another "fantasies of the stars" release, which is just as plebeian as its undistinguished cousins. If Ruby's idea of a fantasy fuck really is getting double-teamed by Michael J. Cox and Kyle Stone in a (yaawwwwwn) king-size bed, we suggest she take a Perillo package cruise instead. The scene definitely has energy, but this one goes down like the RMS Lusitania in the creative department.

The others fare only slightly better. Is the Tony Tedeschi/Rebecca Lord poolside encounter really necessary, or interesting? When Stephanie Swift watches a porn vid with T.T. Boy in it, guess who shows up on her doorstep moments later? Is anyone still awake out there?

If you are, watch Nici Sterling playing strip poker with Wilde Oscar, Mark David and Julian St. Jox. Poor Nic loses in the short run —but wins a triple splash on her kisser after a decent d.p. session.