Though an opener featuring Cinna Bunz, Spantaneeus Xstasy and Champagne taking Dave Hardman and Devlin Weed in a variety of anal-inclusive positions promises heat, the director's voice calling irritably for quiet effectively kills the mood.

Note to female talent: Working in pantyhose with the crotch panel hacked out is generally a Porn Don't, but if it's the statement you're compelled to make, remove the entire panel.