For reasons not particularly fathomable, the powers-that-be in the editing bay have decided to impart each of these seven sex scenes with the kind of radiation effects you'd see in a '50s sci-fi movie. Ray Bradbury should be thrilled, but it's a tossup with regard to the rest of the viewing public.

After trotting out the requisite software, it's business as usual - and some of that business is not particularly inspiring. (Could be the rookie jitters getting the best of most of the performers.) But that which passes muster is a poolside poke featuring, Jay Ashley's dick and Tyler's ass. For shits and giggles, check out the one where a beefy Harley Raine takes on the beefier Ron Jeremy in a contest to see if Ron's dick can actually be found under their respective dewlaps of skin. And, while his tan may be half-assed (this can be taken quite literally), Pete Welsh explores cute Bobbi Rae's craphole like a seasoned Welsh coal miner.

Check it out for a look at performers on their way up.