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Once Upon a Squirt

Once Upon a Squirt

Released Aug 01st, 1998
Running Time 76
Director Brett Cummings
Company Gentlemen\'S Video
Cast Mila (I), Sirena, Steven Z, Blazer, Racquel Lace
Critical Rating AAA
Genre All-Sex



Seriously consider displaying this one with the back of the box facing your customers. It\'s infinitely more enticing than the front.


Raw but inconsistent effort highlighted by yet another take-no-prisoners performance from boundary-busting she-demon Mila.

Appearing in three of the tape's four scenes, porn's diminutive wild woman squirts enough to irrigate half of Death Valley, thanks to a steady succession of dicks, tongues, fingers, hardware and even a banana.

Her pussy, of course, isn't the only hole she puts to raunchy use. In the opener, for instance, she pushes Tony Eveready's spent load out of her bum, then, in a truly uncanny display of muscle control, forces the inside of her anal cavity outside her body. [We call that the "colon rose." —Ed.] Mind-boggling? Definitely. Erotic? Uh, not really.

Better editing, meanwhile, could have improved several of the scenes. The aforementioned opener, for instance, goes on way too long, while the truncated closer seems like a tacked-on afterthought, abruptly ending in mid-stroke.

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