Forty minutes into this picture and we still don't know what the fuck is going on. (Perhaps the reason most foreign features are dubbed is because Europeans mumble like crazy.) This certainly is the case with Movie Star, an undubbed release which has something to do with kidnapping and identical twins. Wasn't this a Hayley Mills movie?

In any case, the sex doesn't fare much better than the soundtrack. Two intercut scenes are almost memorable —a blonde getting schtupped outdoor on the hood of her car, and a brunette banging on a marble staircase. Just when it appears that the brunette is going to open her buns for a rectal roto-rootering, bam! They cut back to the blonde. Eventually we get back to the brunette's booty, and it's worth the switch; but nitwit editing like this just burns our wick.