Oh, the inestimable appeal of sweet, unspoiled female flesh, blessedly free of unsightly bulges and unnatural hanging udders. We're the ones you never hear from, we who breathe a little harder at the sight of a fresh young girl with round little perkies barely making a dent in her pussy-pink baby-T.

So now, as a backlash against the implant wave begins, our voices are being heard. And what do we get? Some magical moments, such as Kali perched atop a diving board, taut and healthy, with a shaven snatch, bare feet, and Kyle Stone's dick thundering in and out of her ass. And Allysin Chaynes bouncing atop Johnny Thrust's schvantz in a sauna. And a hot closer, with Nancy Vee and Tangerine extending some good-will gash to a swarthy Peeping Juan after they "hit him in the pecker" with lemons for looking at what he shouldn't.

We also get a few too many technical mistakes that could have been rectified with a little more attention to detail, such the director's voice crisply instructing the performers with mood-killing mundanities.