The staff and officials at Shankshaw Facility for the Sexually Insane have their hands full, dealing with a Big  House full of degenerate female inmates who can't keep their legs crossed or their bras closed.

Warden Herschel Savage is up to the task, and brings a modern sensibility and a piece of wood to work every day. And every night.

Four inmates are disciplined for their heinous crimes against society and placed back on the track toward rehabilitation, starting with blowjobs, mish and reverse cowgirl bonings, and a slush bucket full of facials. Some cowgirl and doggie action is thrown in, and one anal doggie, courtesy of Christgen Wolf, a particularly vicious sex offender.

This is a funny, well-done takeoff on all of those self-important newsmagazines that includes some above average sex and award-worthy performance from Jonathan Morgan as Rick Waters, investigative reporter, who fearlessly reveals the ruthless yet effective methods of those who bravely protect us and safeguard our morals as we strive for a better tomorrow.