Chely, who boasts a tongue spike the size of a Weider Olympic weight set, gets into this real fascinating conversation about whether she's 5' or not. The rest of the tape is almost as involving, since first-person camerawork has it requisite imperfections, and, believe it, they show.

Don Fernando serves as a one-man erection gang, and the women are something else. That's not necessarily to be construed as a compliment.