The very first image in this German hardcore fuck festival is a squirting penis. That pretty much sets the stage for the scenes to follow, the only distinction being the lack of subtitles. But, hey, who doesn't like to hear sexual expletives in German?

The highlights of Cum Fest are really in the camera work. One shot of a German babe going down on a nicely-sized penis makes the Titanic look less formidable. Moreover, one of the last scenes involves 18 (yes, I counted) men and women gangbanging like you've never seen before. That's one helluva director to get all that action in one little frame.

A final note on this fabulous treasure: Any woman who can hold a funnel between her legs and in her mouth to trap cum remnants is pretty darned impressive. One can even hear her pussy fart.