Ron Jeremy, looking like a human Chia Pet with a hard on, “teaches” our hero, Dick Hurtzer, how to perform anal sex by using Heather Asslear as a training butt. Asslear can’t wait to tell her friends she’s been with Jeremy and keeps asking anyone who will stand still long enough how they like her ass. Fans of fully-fleshed butts will be delighted.

Hurtzer uses his new butt-fucking wisdom to bang tattooed goth-girl Jezebelle Mayfair’s pretty ass thoroughly enough that his face turns beet red and she gives him a free surfboard. For some reason their floor sex scene gets tediously looped.