Coming off one of the greatest AVN Awards shows winning streaks ever witnessed (winning Male Performer of the Year, Best Actor and his Cumback Pussy collection winning Best Gonzo Series), Tom Byron is at the top of his game. His titles had more Editor's Choice picks in this magazine last year than any director ever. Whack Attack continues this unprecedented run of nasty, high-quality porn with great-looking girls and dirty anal sex.

So why does he have to be such a punk, opening the tape with a pretentious, self-indulgent, hubristic cheap shot at Elegant Angel's Patrick Collins, they very guy who gave him his chance? If it weren't for Collins, Byron would probably still be just a working stiff, doing scenes (with condoms, no less) for $500 a day. Complaining that he needs more money to make his Mercedes payments has nothing to do with the rest of the tape, and makes Byron, and his new company, look like petulant whiners.

That said, let's give pre-nominations to two scalding sex scenes that highlight this all-anal gonzo scorcher. Roxanne Hall and Teri Starr talk about anal sex before plugging each other's pussies and butts with toys. They share Byron's cock orally before he fucks both of them and shoves his cock into their tight, little asses. Great stuff. Also, the group scene with Candy Hill, Taylor Moore, Sean Michaels and Mark Davis ends the tape on a filthy note.

Meanwhile, the other three scenes are far from losers, with the sexy Inari Vachs getting a tight anal penetration from Byron, Tiffany Mynx (awakened from a deep sleep by Byron) being boned in her famous ass by Mark Davis, and Byron shoving his big cock into sexy Eve's tight chute. All five scenes end with facials, in Byron's traditional style.

I'd still nominate this for Best Anal Feature, but not an Editor's Choice. I'm taking points off for Whack Attack's smug opening. Your customers will likely fast forward past the first five minutes.