Sorority Sigma Epsilon Xi (S.E.X.; get it?) is about to be evicted, and what better way to raise cash than to run a topless car wash/bordello? It's all Emily's idea - no, not Emily Hill; this is a new Euro-babe who nobody can understand when she speaks. But when it comes to the language of love, Michael J. Cox doesn't need a translator; he just finger-fucks her, lets her ride his baloney pony, slides his dick between her tits and cums on her chest.

This tape also features two threeways. First, J.J. Michaels licks Kirstie's nipples by the hot tub; then Janis Jones joins for some horsey action before J.J. cums on botch girls' tits. (Better look quick; this is allegedly Kirstie's one and only hardcore appearance.) Then Janis has a box lunch at Shawna Valentino's Y; Jessica Darlin joins in, and before you know it, she and Shawna are sharing a doubleheader scissors-style then back-to-back doggie.

Six scenes in all, with plenty of DiGiorgio humor thrown in, sandwiched by hot sex. This ain't no Holiday car wash carousal, but the bumping buns here more than make up for it.