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The Affair

The Affair

Released May 01st, 1998
Running Time 73
Director Christian Knight
Company Sin City Entertainment
Cast Dick Nasty, Nico Treasures, Cortknee, Katie Gold, Kyle Stone (straight), Blake Palmer, Steve Hatcher, J.J. Michaels, Lauren Montgomery, Sunny (I)
Critical Rating A 1/2
Genre Feature

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With tepid sex, a nearly incomprehensible plot and bad visual swipes from Gerry Anderson's Thunderbirds and Wood Allen's Love and Death, the best this vid has to offer is an attractive box cover.

The story has something to do with detective Dick Nasty searching for a pimp, while disgruntled housewife Nico Treasures is either a hooker or just chasing the bedtime blues away. Unfortunately, neither Treasures nor the other usually-torrid talent get a chance to strut the hot stuff we've seen in so many other features. And using staccato edits to change camera angles, meaningless face shots - how well we remember "Wheat. Fields of wheat. Tons of wheat." - fake Russian dialogue and stock footage of animals blue-screened behind Kyle Stone and Cortknee trying to have sex, doesn't help matters any.

We'd call this second-rate Rinse Dream if it weren't for so much footage obviously destined for the softcore version, with hardcore almost gratuitously ladled in. Most of the players in this vid have done much better.



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