Released | Aug 31st, 1998 |
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Running Time | 88 |
Director | Ron Hedge |
Company | Lipstik Video |
Cast | Kelli Thomas, Dru Berrymore, Charlie (I), Gina Rome, Jamie Lee, Sophia Rio, Syndee Steele, Morgan Fairlane, Dakota (I), Heather Lynn |
Critical Rating | AA 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Ron Jeremy roams a beach only to discover the statue of a Greco-Roman fertility goddess buried in the sand. Funny, he could have picked up the same thing at Pier One Imports just as easily.
Predictably, as the statue exchanges hands, it prompts rampant lesbianism on the part of its female ownership. It also prompts resistance to key-lighting which lends a sullen tone great for film noir but lousy for Anatomy 101. Compounding the felony, each of the girl/girl pairings plays it both safe and repetitiously. No surprises. Not even from “Scream Queen” Linnea Quigley, who lends her presence to the cause. Such as it is, Quigley’s masturbation scene is taut-limbed and conspicuously hides her genital region through hand-masking, camera angling and the use of a corrugated glass door. The ol’ sleight-of-hand job.