Clichéd pickup scenarios and decidedly un-motherly silicone-injected broads who fuck like hired hands result in a less than arousing title.

Still, we're more than willing to give credit where it's due. Thus we cite the only memorable scene featuring pretty Dana DeArmond, whose natural body and willingness to split her atomic buns makes the time investment worthwhile.

Retailing: Gonzo as well as MILF markets.