"Remotely entertaining" is a phrase that springs to mind when describing Painting Babes. Emphasis on the word "remote." Primarily an outdoor feature that subscribes to the noir school of lighting, the intention seems to be the selling of outdoor recreational equipment, or at least a documentation of its necessity. Perhaps this tape should have been subtitled For Want of Ab Rollers, since Hank Armstrong appears to be about eight months pregnant in his boat coupling with Anna Malle. She uses her sexual wiles to get in on Armstrong's weekend maneuvers with the guys - the only other guy in sight being Vince Vouyer.