Enjoyment of this vid will depend heavily upon (A) the belief that Tony Tedeschi is just another name for Yahweh, and (B) a deep appreciation of vanilla sex.

Tedeschi (who stars in four of the five scenes) essays the role of "Alfie," a womanizer of epic proportions, who espouses "Alfie's law: The erection is mightier than the sword." Unsurprisingly, his girlfriend Malitia doesn't thrill to the thought of her man sharing his pride and joy with every passing vag. She does her best —to no avail— to keep him loyal in two vocal trysts that prove to be the high points of the tape.

On the gratuitous-but-watchable-couplings side, Jacklyn Lick and Earl Slate work up a lot of sweat and moderate heat, while Tony's bid for anti-monogamy works well in a motel-room threeway with Shelbee Myne and an uncredited redhead. None of it ever approaches foaming-at-the-ass nastiness, but it's not bad.

Sticklers for resolution, fear not: a title card at the end promises a second installment will be forthcoming, wherein our naughty boy "will learn that sex without love has its limits, that sexual exploitation can be a two-way street, and that without true love, Alfie has nothing."

Oy.