Spain has all the makings for a great global porn center -- jaw-dropping, hyper-erotic women, gorgeous locales and plenty of access to outside markets and influences. So why does much of the home-grown smut issuing from deal ol' Espana so often suck? We'll chalk it up to all those years the country spend under Franco. In a pinch, blame the fascists.

Poor video quality, crummy camera work and less-than-stunning talent just about nip this senorita's rose right in the bud. The opening scene, in which a leggy brunette takes on a pair of dudes in a sex shop, is SOS4's high point, and even if supplies very little in the way of notable stroke fodder.