An equally appropriate (though far less stylish) title for this vid might be Everything You Never Knew You Wanted To Know About Men Taking It Up The Ass From Strap-On Wielding Women, And You Probably Would Have Been Too Embarrassed or Clueless To Ask Even If you’d Been Aware You Wanted To Know. Dr. Carol Queen and Robert Morgan exhaustively address the issues of physical and emotional relaxation prior to the main event, diet, cleanliness, foreplay, safety, choosing the proper dildo and harness, and lube, lube, lube. No aspect of ass-play is too insignificant to mention, and it never gets dull, thanks to some well-edited and humorous visual demonstrations (our fave: the “Cleanliness” segment, featuring a shot of a guy holding a douchebag, his facial expression the sort you generally find on a man who as Seen Beyond).

“You know, this has been an awful lot of talk, and not enough action, “ Queen finally declares, and all three couples’ anal odysseys begin. Gloved and lubed fingers disappear into man-ginas, sheathed strap-ons find their rightful homes, and everyone has a great time - which we know, because they communicate. And that’s the hottest part of all.