Shane Diesel keeps his pimp hand strong when he informs Isabella Pacino she will be performing Greek for one of his clients. When Pacino protests that she doesn’t take it up the ass, Diesel deals with the problem by jamming his trunk of a cock into her sphincter. Pacino squeals convincingly enough to make one forget her anus is the size of Texas.

Also fun is Sindy Lange, who slurps fruit punch through a straw with her snatch. Lange squirts the juice over Diesel’s face before mounting him for a wet and wild ride that beats anything at Wild Rivers theme parks.

Pre-nom for Best Couple’s Sex Scene, Sindy Lange, Shane Diesel.

Retailing: You won’t believe how many copies you move.