Missy, Chloe and Tommy undergo the slave bit, toiling under the capricious shims and corporal whips of Mistress Morgan. Generous doses of flogging, nipple-clamping and spanking are doled out equally. You could say the slaves generally lead a dog's life -- minus the crapping-in-public part. Finally, Missy returns home to teach hubby Mickey what she learned in school.

We squeaked in the extra half-A because the cast seems to enjoy their work, but truth be told, this isn't white-knuckle material.