While the boobage on display here ranges from the merely healthy (Mia Ciccero) to the oh-my-God variety (Angelique), the sex is, for the most part, an utter bore.

The vid's five boy/girl couplings are shot strictly by-the-numbers and only sporadically flare up with any real passion. Perfectly complementing the laid-back, energy-deficient fucking is the oh-so-sleepy soundtrack.

Yes, the exotic Caribbean beach setting for Whitney Wonders' scene sure beats the white-bread bedrooms that are the backdrops for the other sequences. Even so, all that sand, sea and sun can't disguise the fact that the boffing itself is straight from the cookie cutter.