How do you know when a girl really likes you? Well, if she gets your name tattooed on her ass, it's a pretty good sign that she's made an emotional investment. And if she's willing to eat strange guys' buttholes, slurp spoo and take rectum-gaping butt-fucks just to catch your eye, it's a safe bet the girl's in love.

This is the situation Seymore Butts finds himself in as this odd but blistering paean to proctological courtship opens.  Alisha Klass has fallen for our man Seymore, and to prove it, she's sporting a "Seymore Butts" tattoo right above her heavenly derriere. And, in case Mr. Butts' head isn't duly turned by this little sign of affection, Alisha also indulges in the delightful excesses outlined above for his lens, as well as sucking various dicks straight from her roomie Samantha Stylle's bung, and activity in which she seems to take a special delight.

Yesiree, that Seymore's a lucky man, and retailers who stock this puppy can cash in on his good fortune.