The cover hyperbole promises "the most attractive women of color in the world." In this vid, this translates as nearly a dozen gals who look like they've popped out a few kids and seem to be in need of quick cash to subsidize their fried pork ring habits. Love ain't always pretty; lust can be downright blind.

Granted, a few of these women like their work, and it shows. Aficionados of amateur action might be more tolerant of the horribly awkward camerawork, the dull interviews and the motel-room ambiance. We're jaded. So sue us.