A young Japanese director convinces a girl on the street to try doing an adult video. Her performance is just like this tape: a nice try. For starters, the action is dull, and to make matters worse, the girl's pussy is only seen through her panties for most of the video -- sure, tease is nice, but come on.

Listening to the dubbed English dialogue is more stressful than being Boris Yeltsin's cardiologist. We hear the guy's voice saying "Oh yeah, suck it," and the girl is three feet away from his dick.