|Released||Feb 01st, 1998|
|Distribution Company||Metro Distributors|
|Cast||Tom Byron, Kimi Ji, Gaile, Julian (I), Marc Wallice, Julian (II), Brooke Ashley, Lilienne Li, Devin Chang, Jonathan Morgan|
Tom Byron and Jonathan Morgan, as American GIs stationed in Nam, debate the pros and cons of Asian pussy in this silly, madcap feature. Byron, in a loopy Southern accent, stands up for his Oklahoma sweetheart, a buxom patriotic gal. A flashback to the two back home backs up his viewpoint, as the lovely lass out-pumps an oil rig.
What follows is a series of counter-points, one more convincing than the next, as Asian gals get pummeled, double-penetrated, and lovingly fucked by American soldiers.
The only thing that might be sexier than a man in uniform is a gaggle of Asian cutie-pies in full baby blue fatigues with big, long rifles. Calling his girl troupe "ornamental poontang," an impotent, crazy general watches as the young women bare all and get busy in a thatched-roof hit. Though this video purports to be a loose parody of Apocalypse Now, with the tagline "I love the smell of pussy in the morning," this version's Kurtz character spouts famous one-liners from Brando's much earlier On the Waterfront. So what?