The production qualities here are just this side of amateur dingy, but the talent Jack Pearl trots out is cute enough to keep us in a receptive mood. That is, until we've had a look at the bargain-basement coital content we're handed by Pearl and his leading ladies, at which point our brows may tend to furrow a touch.

Tina is a Loatian who talks out of the corner of her mouth like a cell-block enforcer. Still, she's more than willing to lay a little lip-tongue fandango on ol' Jack's johnson, and then gives up what looks to be an extremely tight little box. pearl nails her doggie style (for about a minute and a half) before unceremoniously dropping his procreation provisions right on her little brown booty.

Then there's Nina, a stunning chinese 19-year-old who puts in a little vibe work prior to letting Pearl taste her cookie. She's the hands-down pick of this littler. Maybe next time out she'll go all the way.