This movie would have been immensely improved had the director had the good sense to shut his yap and just get into the girl-on-girl fucking.

After all, does anybody anywhere want to know what Jonalungus thinks about salvia, "the land of opportunity," or anything else he rambles about?

Shut up, pal, and get to the girls.

The girls are all relatively cute, possess well-groomed bikini areas and seem to have few hang-ups when it comes to girl-on-girl sex.

Still, the J-man allows the girls to drift into those phony "oh, yeah, baby" histrionics that are sure boner killers.

Worse, every time the action starts to heat up, he interjects some comment.

Jeez.

Retailing: OK girl-girl sex.