Not for everyone. Remember this phrase; know it, love it, make it your own. Because the vignettes in this installment of the Perverted Stories series are most definitely intended for a very specialized (and just plain special) audience.

A sure bet for a Most Outrageous Sex Scene pre-nom is "Dead Fuck," (apparently shot through a filter for maximum greyish realism in the "corpse's" skin tones) between Maren and J.J. Michaels - all the fun of Nekromantik without the wacky German symbolism. Michaels can't bear to be alone after his girlfriend dies, so he unearths her body from its grave, wines and dines her, and takes her rigor-mortissed ass to bed ("You're awfully stiff, baby"). And of course, since she never let him stretch her sphincter when she was alive....

Then there's Bobbi Bliss - her disembodied head, anyways - in "Box Lunch." Brian Surewood, Bruno, Damien Michaels and Dave Hardman ("Don't bogart that box, my friend") take turns getting blown by passing Bliss's gift-packaged noggin around. The Hansel and Gretel-type "Ginger Bread Girl" is less a perverted story than a lame one, but the anal is competent. And following what appears to be the latest industry trend, Asian Teah puts on bunny ears and gets the multi-facial treatment in "Bukkake Boys."