Johnny Toxic's latest project appears to have started life as two separate tapes: Asscakes, which shows what happens when Johnny gets to have his cake and fuck it too; and Ladies Room 2, wherein one of the "ladies" is none other than Johnny, exploring the realm of genderfuck.

With intensive therapy, we'll probably recover some day from the antics presented here. Like the bare-assed-but-for-the-pastry-slime Johnny running down a hallway, limp dick discoing with every bounce; the same, compromising the integrity of a strawberry layer cake; and his eating of Candy Hill's frosting-coated pussy while staring out with eyes the shade of red generally seen only in Polynesian sunsets and raw meat. Equally horrifying is the tableau of Johnny tricked out in hideous flowered drag, his big business peeking out through a hole in his control-top pantyhose; although his scene with naturally busty Sunshine Blue (who's doing an Edie-Sedgwick-meets-Edith-Massey look here) isn't bad.

If you can endure the cakey visuals, Johnny also provides a few decent anal moments in separate trysts with Hill and Morgan LeFay. And don't miss Candy catching Muff Daddy's epic squirt in her mouth.