No, not just any Joe with a camcorder can make decent porn. People's Exhibit "A" is this tape. Three guys form their own production company built around something called the Butt Cam, which, they assure us, will take adult where it's never gone before. Yes, but is that a direction anyone wants to go?

The Butt Cam, as it turns out, is one of those tiny photographic probes which internists insert in their patient's various orifices to check for growths and the like. Here, it's stuck way up a couple of pussies and deep inside one throat. And as one might imagine, it's about as erotic as Anatomy 101 text. Put another way, it makes Mila's colon-rose number a real turn on by comparison.

Without the gimmick, what are we left with?

A tedious opening section detailing the company's conception, followed by 90-plus minutes of highly generic, technically amateurish (the sound keeps fading) gonzo-style porn with five newcomers who range from the somewhat attractive to the decidedly forgettable. We've all seen it a thousand tiring times before.

The guys do manage to get one thing right, however. Virtually every facial is of the massive kisser-coating variety, many of them given encore presentations. They're the tape's only redeeming feature.