Imagine an all-star Jim Holliday frat comedy, then take away the stars, the quips and even the sets. What's left is a detention center for wayward anal-sex-craving females that makes The East Side Kids look positively intellectual by comparison. Rather than detail the painful clichés, we hereby skip to the nitty-gritty.

Actually, the vid opens up with a snazzily-edited credit sequence -- the first feature in recent memory with a real theme tune. (And quite possibly the first adult vid to credit the catering service on the box.) Although the requisite lesbian turn is dull, three butt-busting scenes are worth mentioning. Liza Harper gets a leg up on Doc Fontana's desk for a penetrating rectal exam; Ian Daniels slips Katie Gold a nice missionary sphincter-stretcher; and finally, Tice Buné juggles Raquel and Jessica into a double-facial finish.