Alec Metro was married to Alexandra Silk, but then he mysteriously disappeared for a spell. Silk, we guess, was heartbroken for a while, but, as they say, life goes on, and she starts another relationship with a new, more stationary guy. Then, just as she's tying the knot with Man #2, ol' Alec turns up, not unlike the proverbial bad penny.

Upon his return, the first thing he does is fuck the bejesus out of Raquel DeVine before walking in on a pair of other couples in mid-rut to explain where he's been. Seems he was actually a CIA operative who was captured by drug-running evildoers in Central America and held hostage. Naturally, the Company couldn't tell his wife where he was. Hmm. Listening to Metro spin his yarn is probably worth the price of the tape all by itself, although maybe not for reasons your customers will appreciate.