It's been said that there are a million tales in the naked city. And while that's just fine as teen idol Shaun Cassidy in a pair of silver spandex pants, it pales in comparison to the five good tales in the naked strip club known as the Foxy Lady. Proprietor Joey Santos details the scenes he's seen, as they're acted out for the viewer's delectation.

A full-scale lap dance and orgy between the dancers and their male customers is probably the most visually arresting encounter. Not that Randee Lee's anal tryst with Steve Hatcher is anything to shake a sequined G-string at; likewise, Roxanne Hall's momentous orgasm under Nikki Lynn's ministrations. And give Ember Haze a prize for putting up with the chatter of a ponytailed guy who seems fascinated with her status as a "whore".