The Playboy Playmate.  Forty-five years after Marilyn Monroe was the centerspread of the first, undated issue in 1953, the Playmate is still the gold standard of beautiful women.  First among equals in the pantheon are the Anniversary Playmates, starting with the amazingly buxom Candy Loving (25th Anniversary), Penny Baker (30th), Fawna MacLaren (35th), and Anna-Marie Goddard (40th), and now Jaime Bergman, Miss January 1999 and the 45th Anniversary Playmate.

She tells us about herself ("I grew up in Utah... You might say I'm a real-life cowgirl"), we meet her mother (Jaime was apparently a pudgy child, fuming "I told you not to say that" when mom drops that little tidbit), and see home video of her competing in rodeos.

She also poses nude, a lot.  At a ranch, modeling chaps (without pants), in a black-and-white sequence that postulates a relationship with a now-you-see-him-now-you-don't man; and in a science-fiction scenario and a western one.

The last 15 minutes are taken up with a profile of Miss December 1998, Tiffany Taylor, a criminology major at the University of Maryland who apparently was absent the day they covered Do Not Masturbate While You Are On Stakeout.

Playboy enthusiasts and anybody who wants to see pretty girls nude -- which is most of your adult clientele -- will want this one.