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Asswoman in Wonderland

Asswoman in Wonderland

Released Jan 01st, 1999
Running Time 126
Director Tiffany Mynx
Company Extreme Associates
Cast Tom Byron, Luciano (I), Van Damage, Jonathon the Rabbit, Alexandra Nice, Stryc-9, Tiffany Mynx, Chandler (I), Jessica Darlin, Doobie, Iroc, Nina Harthley
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature



Any excuse to put Van Damage into a ridiculous costume is a worthwhile one. Customers who enjoy wry, trippy anal vids will be shouting \"Hail Asswoman\" all the way to the cash register.


Welcome to a typical Labor Day party at Casa Van Damage: the Extreme gang's drinking beer, grilling steaks and getting stoned. Look, there's Van bitching at Tom Byron for feeding the dog under the table; and over here, Rob Black's describing his Viagra-induced hard-on with his customary tact and restraint. And wandering through it all is Tiffany Mynx, who has back pain. Bad, bad back pain; bad enough for her to pop a few painkillers and stagger into the bathroom to pass out. And so this hip contempo-porn version of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland begins....

Looking adorable in her Alice get-up (and even more adorable when it's off), Tiff is led by midget Jonathon the Rabbit through a surrealistic world of sexual encounters (mark down a pre-nom for art direction) to observe, and sometimes participate.

While Chandler and Jake Steed's coupling isn't especially inspired, Alexandra Nice's smooth mish-anal with Luciano is better; particularly when he shoots into a glass. ":Drink me," he urges, and you'd think he held a Frappuccino recipe in his nuts from the way Tiffany savors every gooey drop.

An ardent tryst between a hookah-smoking Tom Byron as the "Lord of Asses" and his anal "flower girls" (Stryc-9 and Jessica Darlin) leads Tiff to Luciano and Van in the midst of "toe party" (another pre-nom) with a Day-Glo be-wigged Iroc and Stryc-9. The requisite acquire-taste foot jobs give way to serious conflagration when Tiffany joins in, and gets as close to a frenzied fisting from Stryc-9 as the legal limit allows. Van fucks Tiffany into a squirting, squealing mess and everyone gets weird. "Eat me... drink me... lick me," they intone, and Tiffany flees - only to run into an hysterically caustic Rob Black ("I'm the cheesy field - the Cheshire field - ah, that fuckin' cat thing!"). Rob instructs her to eat the 'shroom that Lord Tommy bestowed upon her, and she ends up in Queen Nina Hartley's court for another group scorcher: Nina whips Tiffany with a red leather cat 'o nine, setting her up for an awesome d.p. with Van and Lucano. With globs of their DNA smeared across her face, Tiffany finally accepts her much-deserved crown as Asswoman (it's kind of like a Miss America of the colon, minus the lame-ass song and flowers).

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