Finally, our Day is here; we who blaze a path to the True Crime section as soon as we enter a bookstore, select the most lurid books about women who've committed particularly heinous acts, flip to the centerspread of pictures, and fantasize ecstatically. This vid is completely compelling, featuring interviews with real-life parolees who recount all aspects of life in the Big House, before getting intimate with professional porners.

As a strokable commodity, it's a typical choose-your-moments pro-am offering. On the plus side, the opening girl/girler between attractive and articulate Marti (lesbian daughter of a Quaker pastor, did tim for bank robbery) and Coral Sands is a genuine scorcher. Jack Hammer and platinum blond Katina (solicitation and grand larceny) are also worth checking out -- their encounter brings new meaning to the phrase "tossing the salad," as he rams a respectable portion of a ripe green cucumber up her ass, soon replacing it with his own scary pickle. And a special mention must go to 50-year-old Shadow, the proud product of our federal prison system, who did her time for the attempted murder of a federal agent, plus 163 count of forgery. Was fucking Ron Jeremy a condition of her parole?