Just when you think you got some babes figured out, they up and fool you. Thank goodness. As in the case of blond Samantha, who conveys this austere, distancing bitch-goddess aura. You think nothing can possibly happen in her scene until Samantha opens up her ass like it's Easter weekend at Disneyland, and she's the ticket window.

"I'm a bootiful girl in a bootiful seety. Want to see my poosie?" Melanie, another blonde, asks. Frankly, Melanie does a better job showing off her ass crack, which gets spit in and fingered as though the word "Brunswick" were stamped on her butt.

Cica, a brunette, takes on three guys, one of who's got the hairiest ass since either King Kong or Ron Jeremy. From there, the resulting circuitry gets even more remarkable. Assuming the reverse cowgirl position, Cica gets passed up, down and back along a row of prone guys as though she were the chief horseshoe in an anal tournament.

It takes three guys to work the asshole of box cover girl Jessica, but only two to stretch bikini-wearing Kathrin's until a gape is produced that's wide enough to accommodate the International Olympic Committee. Now THAT's debauchery.