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The Breastford Wives

The Breastford Wives

Running Time 90
Director HR Blueberry
Company Secret Key Motion Pictures
Cast Dylan Bailey, Monika Rakocyova, Frank Harper, Monique Parent, Sara MacLaughlin, Glori-Anne Gilbert, Taylor Wane, Frankie Cullen, Barbie Bennett
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative



Hollywood hack Jim Wynorski has been directing bad movies for decades. So how weak does a movie have to be for Wynorski to hide behind a lame pseudonym like "HR Blueberry"? The answer to that question can be found in this softcore parody of Ira Levin's The Stepford Wives.

Since this "movie" exists only to display big tits, it ostensibly succeeds in its mission. Still, there's no excuse for the retarded script or the shitty music that blares at an unbearable volume in each phony sex scene (i.e. every five minutes.) Jim Wynorski, you are not forgiven.

Leading lady Glori-Anne Gilbert plays the Katherine Ross part; the fact that she acts like a robotic bimbo throughout the movie defeats the premise. In her defense, Glori-Anne has got an eye-popping rack, as do hardcore starlets Taylor Wane and Friday (the chick with the 'F' tattooed above her pubic mound as if to indicate a failing grade). Here's hoping they'll all go back to hardcore where they belong.

Retailing: Sub-par schlock for the titties 'n' beer demographic.

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