Katja's the blond queen bee here, introducing and starring in each of five sport fuck segments. You got your baseball, your skiing, your bowling, your fencing and your boxing —something for every sports fan in the fam. The deal is, she's an old time sportswriter picking away at one of those vintage manual Royal typewriters. After a minute of banal voice-over narration we segue onto some rather well-designed sets depicting the particular sport. A few minutes of an MTV-style fashion shoot follow, featuring... guess who?

Thing is, this chick is two Playboy's worth of pretty, so utterly clean-cut and pure she should be selling truckloads of soap or Wheaties. True, she doesn't have much range to speak of —as a model, actress or sexual athlete— and her enthusiasm tends to wane at times; but you know, these are quibbles. She has the longest, leanest legs in town and all her other parts are pretty fabulous too. And this woman can go down... Actually, that seems to be her forte. Maybe she should stick to it.