Private has been the Euro-smut gold standard for quite some time now, and this solid little volume is a good example of just why that is.  Gorgeous Euro-girls with real bodies, elastic sphincters and what seem to be ravenous libidos litter the screen, and are worked over by Old World woodslingers sporting hard bods and harder dangles.  The ensuing action is captured on flawless-quality video and from a variety of engaging angles by a diverse assemblage of directors, including Pierre Woodman and Kovi.

The most notable scene here stars Mona Lisa, who actually bears a spooky resemblance to the woman in the famous portrait, sitting for a painter who we can only take to be the Da-V. himself.  She's joined by a pair of hotties in period dress, and we find out once and for all just what's driving that famous smile.

Elsewhere, we meet Yelena Schieffer, a Teutonic blonde who takes on a trio of studs in a hotel room, and tops off her adventure with a blistering d.p.; and then Cheetah and Brandy catch formidable booty bumps in the Australian Outback.