I was a sad, sad day when Max had to kill his Hardcore Schoolgirls line due to child-protection law hysteria. We feared we'd never again hear that slow, creepy version of Pop Goes the Weasel during the opening credits, never have another chance to see diminutive cock-sockets get sodomized while shrieking "Oh, Mister!"

But a brave new world has taken shape in the past few years, and the Max we remember so fondly has returned to wreck a few hairless teenage fuckholes. These three previously-unreleased scenes are all suitably depraved (who knew Barbie Angel had a colon rose?), but our fave is Little Sinderella's set-up-heavy opus. Max shows up in her playroom when her daddy steps out. She's an artist, she informs him, and draws his portrait. He knows a few things about art himself, he brags, and sits her on his knee while he modifies the crotch area of the picture. "That's my fuckstick," he points out. She really wants to see it. So he whips it out and shoves it down her throat, slams her face into his ass, tosses her onto a bed and violo-fucks her "teeny poop-hole."

Generally distorted sound keeps the rating down: With dialogue like this, you don't want to miss a syllable.