|Released||Jul 01st, 1999|
|Company||Sean Michaels Entertainment|
|Cast||Fiero, Rayne (I), Sean Michaels, Chris Charming, Lilly, Sonja, Lexington Steele, Maren Beautte, Randi Storm, Leo (I), Candy Roxx, Julian St. Jox, Nikki Taylor|
|Critical Rating||AAA 1/2|
With congratulations to the first gentleman of adult on his new independent label, we're also offering some unsolicited advice. We hope it's taken in the spirit intended.
While there are at least two standout scenes within the generous running time of this vid, there's nothing special about its approach to the manly art of rump-humping. Neither the production values not the videography are particularly impressive. Initial penetration shots and penile pullouts revealing gaping sphincters are (almost) conspicuously absent. To compete with the like of Tom Byron and Rocco, Michaels is gonna have to get nastier.
It was somewhat unsettling to find Michaels – a considerably energetic stud – to be so subdued in his own production. Perhaps it’s the responsibility of producing, directing, shooting and performing that took away some of his edge. Idle speculation on our part, sure, but it shows. In any case, Michaels at half speed is like most others full-on. What concerns us more is the talent he chose to launch his flagship title. Collectively, they take a Nubian rocket up the brown cock socket like nobody’s business, but let’s face facts… after years of enjoying Michaels putting the ol’ trouser anaconda to uncountable, luscious Euro-babes, this female crew is a letdown. ‘Nuff said.
On the good stuff: Michaels cops the best coupling with Fiero, in her first ever interracial/anal scene. She takes his pork sword to the very hilt, cumming repeatedly and vociferously as he pounds her freckled ass. Elsewhere, St. Jox takes on two unknown girls in a tasty threesome. After quite a bit of swapping, he blows his spunky load on a ravaged butthole, while the other gal waits for it to drip, drip, drip into her mouth.
If we had an “AAA ¾” rating, Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass would surely snag it.